Any guess where

Captain Coward Kangaroo is?

The cult group She Shepherd claims Captain Kangaroo (Captain Coward) is on the rust-bucket garbage scow Steve Irwin heading to Australia. He is ending his harassment of the Japanese whalers a month early, per the cult group’s pronouncement. By their own admission they have issued pronouncements in the past that were total lies. 


Sea Shepherd is where?



If Captain Kangaroo is actually sailing to Australia how would his minions and admirers around the world who blindly donate interpret this act of cowardice? Could the Captain risk the ire of his drone supporters by running from the Japanese vessel trailing his rust-bucket?

Even money has it while in the Auckland Islands Captain Kangaroo switched vessels and boarded the Bob Barker (while Cabin Boy / Peter Helmethead boarded the Steve Irwin). Then announced Captain Kangaroo (or is it "Captain Coward?") was on the Steve Irwin traveling towards Australia. This could have been done to reduce the risk of an armed Japanese boarding party on the Bob Barker, thus avoiding Captain Kangaroo’s arrest. He avoids arrest and maintains the loyalty of his minions and drones around the globe.

Note: It is Captain Kangaroo’s assertion that there is an armed security detail aboard the Japanese vessel. This added fear to the Captain because of the active arrest warrant in Japan for him.

If he is that ignorant to actually be on the Steve Irwin headed to Australia, then he will use it to raise more money from the suckers. Claiming this anti-whaling season was a total failure because he needs another vessel and another helicopter. Money, money, and more money.

Remember this, while he is pleading for more money, how is it then last year he was able to end the Japanese whaling season a month early with the same number of vessels and one helicopter he currently has?

So where is the coward Captain Kangaroo?

On the Steve Irwin or the Bob Barker?