Monday, August 25, 2014

Fight in the Faroe Islands

Fight in the Faroe Islands

The fugitive Paul Watson in his latest Facebook posting (see link below) is telling a story of fista-cuffs in the Faroe Islands.  He is claiming one of his minions was attacked and awarded two black eyes from a ferocious Faroes. 

A summary of the tale as written by Watson:  Two of his minions were sitting in a vehicle in a town in the Faroe Islands.  Suddenly a drunken Faroes male approached their vehicle pounding on the window.  He then opened the vehicle’s door, grabbed one of the two Sea Shepherd minions, pulled him out and threw him to the ground.  Then proceeded to punch the cult volunteer in his mug awarding him with two black eyes.

While the cult clown was being beat up by a supposed drunk, where was his compatriot who was in the vehicle with him?  Was he shivering in fear in the vehicle?  Did he jump out of the vehicle running in fear pooping his skivvies?  How come this brave defender of the seas did not defend his black-eyed buddy? 

Something smells here and this is either a whale of a story or just plain fishy.  Truth be known, this may have happened with the second guy shivering in fear.  Sea Shepherd has a record of running and shivering in fear.

In 2012 in Taiji, Japan Sea Shepherd’s Cove Guardians (Cove Coward Guardians) were confronted by a few angry Japanese.  Causing the Cove Cowards to hide in their vehicle enjoying Japanese police protection. 

In 2013 once again in Taiji, Japan, the Cove Coward Guardians ran from detractors. 

Now in 2014 another fear ridden Sea Shepherd minion so scared he made no attempt to assist a compatriot being accosted. 

All though this black-eye incident is funny only because the battered cult clown received zero help from a like-minded compatriot, however violence is not the answer.  Best method to deal with this floating circus and their mindless minions is to point and laugh at them.  After all isn’t that what clowns expect?         

All this and where is Don Corleone Watson? 

Watson’s Facebook entry concerning the fight in the Faroe Islands:

Watson hallucinating Japanese whalers are traveling to the Faroe Islands:

Here is the link to Sea Shepherd’s website where you can donate money.  Please give until it hurts so the rest of us can hurt while laughing:
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