Read “Politics and Religion Oh Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!” look for "Saturday" (dated 10/20/2012)
Hinduism: This xxxx has happened before
Buddhism: Will karma lesson the xxxx that is happening?
Zen: What is the sound of xxxx happening.
Judaism: Why does this xxxx always happen to us?
Christianity: Jesus died for this xxxx or did he?
Catholicism: Bless me father for we deserve this xxxx
Presbyterians: This xxxx was destined to happen.
Protestantism: We don’t need a pope for this xxxx.
Anglicanism: This xxxx is not getting in the way of the King’s divorce.
Lutheranism: When xxxx happens, let’s not talk about it.
Islam: All xxxx that happens is the will of Allah.
Taliban: Women have no right to this xxxx.
Scientologists: This xxxx came from outer space.
Amish: There is xxxx and there is horsexxxx and horsexxxx works better on the crops.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this xxxx!
Agnostics: This xxxx might have happened, but then again maybe not.
Atheism: What xxxx, I don’t see any xxxx.
Satanism: This is hot evil-smelling xxxx!
Jehovah’s Witness: May we have a moment of your time to show you some xxxx?
Mormonism: Joseph Smith found this xxxx on the gold tablets.
Existentialism: What is xxxx anyhow?
Conservationism: We need to save this xxxx
Alcoholics Anonymous: Xxxx happens one day at a time.
Idolatry: Let’s bronze this xxxx.
Darwinism: Xxxx evolves over time
Christian Scientists: When xxxx happens, pray!
“When the Saints go Marching In” at the beginning.
“He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands” at the end and during the blasphemy.
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