Sea Shepherd getting a new vessel
Good news for the Sea Shepherd minions, their cult is
getting a new vessel purchased for them by pervert Hollywood thespians.

It is also good news for those who enjoy laughing at Sea Shepherd. This new vessel will most likely meet the
same faith as previous Sea Shepherd’s rust-bucket garbage scows:
1 – One was confiscated by Canadian authorities and left
there.
2 – Another vessel committed suicide by purposely ramming a
Japanese vessel. The damaged vessel
while being towed by Sea Shepherd’s Steve Irwin had the tow line cut per
reports from a former cultist.3 – Their vessel Bridget Bardot in their latest campaign “Passing Wind” was hit by a “Divine Wind,” cracked the vessel and took it out of service.
Looking forward to this new vessel proving to be another
source of waited money and amusement.
Sam Simon (producer for “The Simpsons”) is providing the
funds and is quoted as saying:
“….they needed something fast, and they needed something
with a reinforced hull to battle the Japanese.”
Remember that in Japan the next time you decide to watch “The
Simpsons.”
This new vessel will be another tent in their floating circus.
Related article:
http://www.ecorazzi.com/2012/06/19/the-simpsons-co-creator-is-buying-sea-shepherd-a-new-ship/
